Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Useful vocabulary for the female homosapien!


Disappearing Game:
This is when the boy or girl literally disappears without so much as a text to say ‘hi’. The disappearing game occurs when:

  1. The ‘disappearee’ wants to be perceived as unavailable, dis-interested, busy or popular so as to create more interest from involved parties.
  2. The ‘disappearee’ is creating space in preparation for a split up.
  3. The ‘disappearee’ has found someone else he/she may be interested in so is taking the time to investigate.
  4. The ‘disappearee’ wants to keep the relationship on a looser level so creates the adequate space needed to avoid emotional involvement.
In general, there are no circumstances where the disappearing game can be classified as something positive; the implications are almost always a negative indication of things to come.


Make-up sex:    
The sex that is had with your significant other after an argument/fight. As a general rule, the fiercer the argument/fight was, the better the make-up sex will be. Make up sex is almost a valid reason to create an argument with your bf/gf.

WTF?!
What The Fuck?!
An expression that indicates extreme incredulity.


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